We all know that old saying "an apple a day keeps the doctor away"..well from where i am standing , it's true...so very very true. Every day they feed me at least an apple , they say it will keep me strong and healthy. Ha!!! Healthy?! They all claim i have an unhealthy mind, that i am mad...why would they want me to be healthy?
But i love apples, they are round and hard and easy to throw...my doctor hates them:)) I never eat my apples...i hide them under my pillow and when the doctor comes to check up on me i throw them at him until he ether runs away or he call for help and makes me go to sleep....
I just hope that one day i will be able to kill him with an apple...now that will keep that nasty doctor and his injections away for ever!
And anyways, apples are fruits and fruits are my friends, i love them and they love me, how could i eat them?
I am sure you don't eat your friends.
And besides, if i would eat them who would keep me company...yes, i still have my darling plague rats, but you know how they are, they come and go, you can't really rely on them to stay.
But one day, yes one day...one day i will murder that doctor and i shall become indeed stronger and healthy because you know what i say: "One adam's apple a day keeps the doctor away!"
a quick magpie http://magpietales.blogspot.com/2010/09/mag-30.html