joi, 9 septembrie 2010

Escape the asylum

After years and years..i saw a way out! HAHAHA...those silly doctors, they ignorant, just because i am insane, mad and enjoy my mania with rats and tea, does not mean i am stupid!
Yes...i planned carefully and i planned well and tonight...
Tonight i shall escape the asylum!

I will finally be free...like i am in my mind, in own little world...
They say i am insane...but i am more normal then they are because i accept and embrace my insanity, i don't try to fight it like the rest, i am happy and free knowing that i am abnormal, weird, mad.
Ha, i am more normal then they are because i can actually stay sane inside my insanity
But i have to stay focused, must wait for the perfect time...when the clock strikes  04:00 i shall break the window with the dancing ghost and i shall run as fast and far as i can....
The ghost? Well, i've spoken to the ghost, i gave it all my candy in the last 3 months so the ghost won't stop me and if she wants she can run free with me as well...
And for the fence...well i already sent my darling rats to dig and i shall crawl under it...
You see, at 04:00 the doctors are all in a deep sleep and the guard usually watches something disgusting  on tv...so he'll be busy and won't notice me...but just in case i will roll in mud so i can camouflage better...plus i enjoy the mud...

Oh, and i have my trusty apple to break the window with...all i have to do is wait....yes ..wait...tik tok tik tok...come on now...not much longer....soon i shall be free!!! 
Ding!
Ding!
Ding!
Ding!

That's it,it's 04:00 i can run free now!!!!!

Splash! 

"And this is the patient that makes all the trouble around here.She throws apples at the other doctors, bites nurses, colects bugs and talks to them,oh and it seems she tried to escape again, you see, she does this every month, she tries to break the window with an apple....well it's better then having it thrown at you...now watch your step, i'll show you the patient that thinks he's a gremlin, he always makes us laugh..."



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18 comentarii:

  1. Oh hahahah cleverly written-nice segue from last week!

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  2. Splash indeed! Nice Magpie Bisous, Love and Light, Sender

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  3. haha. love it...i have worked with a few almost like this...smiles. nice mag!

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  4. Emilia i like this it is truly unique...great magpie...wonderful writing! :-)

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  5. this was a giddy ride...
    an apple a day
    for your get-a-way

    Rene

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  6. I love this - a mish-mash of pureness and madness! Incidentally - I'm listening to a song called Asylum (by Casino) right now!

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  7. Such a fun piece on such a serious subject.

    Well done mag!

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  8. Such a shame about the missed escape!

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  9. Funny :)) An apple a day keeps the doc. away :)) =)) Nice idea :D !!!

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  10. great little story. I hope she gets away some day.

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