I love apples

We all know that old saying "an apple a day keeps the doctor away"..well from where i am standing , it's true...so very very true. Every day they feed me at least an apple , they say it will keep me strong and healthy. Ha!!! Healthy?! They all claim i have an unhealthy mind, that i am mad...why would they want me to be healthy?

But i love apples, they are round and hard and easy to throw...my doctor hates them:)) I never eat my apples...i hide them under my pillow and when the doctor comes to check up on me i throw them at him until he ether runs away or he call for help and makes me go to sleep....

I just hope that one day i will be able to kill him with an apple...now that will keep that nasty doctor and his injections away for ever! 

And anyways, apples are fruits and fruits are my friends, i love them and they love me, how could i eat them? 

I am sure you don't eat your friends.

And besides, if i would eat them who would keep me company...yes, i still have my darling plague rats, but you know how they are, they come and go, you can't really rely on them to stay.

But one day, yes one day...one day i will murder that doctor and i shall become indeed stronger and healthy because you know what i say: "One adam's apple a day keeps the doctor away!" 

a quick magpie http://magpietales.blogspot.com/2010/09/mag-30.html

Dream Land-an insane's person getaway

      "  - 6 in the morning, must get up! Shower, breakfast and work, work, work....same old thing every passing day...
Friends? Family? No...just me...it's just me and my playmates...they are the ones that keep me sane! YES, my playmates! How can i forget about them?!
         - Where my playmates live? Well they live in Dream Land, of course! And every day i visit them and we go on adventures and discover new places, maybe you should join me once, see how it is!
Yes...you should come with me there....OH, i forgot, i have powers there....yes, powers... But they only work in Dream Land! Must not use them in this world or else....
         - What powers? The power to WANT! You just want something and it comes true...but their are rules...rules you have to obey or you loose the power to Want!!! Only Bitties have the power to go to Dram Land and only they have the power to Want, that is one important rule...and to become a Bitti...you must sacrifice logic and rationality!  Abandon that and join me in Dream Land, you will love there..i love it there...And a little secret...i rule Dream Land, and even if those man in white robes from this world tell me that Dream Land it's not real, don't believe them, they are logicall and rational and don't aprove of it....and you must not speak of Dream Land while they are around or else they will give you bad medicine and put you away...


- The entrance to Dream Land.....Glad you asked... Here it is!!!